Nothin'. Still same issue. =\
EDIT
Well I just got off the phone with sony support. After troubleshooting, doing things I've mostly already done (

) and assuring them I have not tried to modify my system in any way, they gave me a service number and are shipping out a box. Thankfully, I managed to get ahold of GameStop's offices and get a proof of purchase sent over to Sony, since I lost the receipt in my recent move. That'll save me about $120 in service fees.
But, seriously, two months. Two months. That's all it took for this thing's blu ray drive to crap out. I dunno, that doesn't seem like a very good run to me.